Why My AI Scouting Report for 5th Grade Basketball is Bullish for Bonds
Brett Owens, Chief Investment StrategistUpdated: February 18, 2026
I took a glance around the gym from my courtside seat on the baseline.
Yup, I was definitely the only person in attendance without a kid playing in the game. My face was the giveaway. I wasn’t emotionally invested. I was detached. Analytical. Calculating.
I was a scout.
That’s right, your investment strategist—who coached the previous game—waved farewell “for a few minutes” to his wife and kids in the parking lot to watch the “beginning” of the next contest.
Forty minutes later, I was excitedly texting my assistant coaches with my findings. No reply, however, because they were likely having dinner with their families like normal people.… Read more
